Mani pedi eyebrow pussy

November 17th 2006

JEMIMA

so I needed a mani pedi eyebrow pussy desperately- so I ducked into one of those places you see on every corner. Why is it that they all yell at each other about you and think that you can't understand?

Sweetie it's been awful- been a bit lax with the pedis- I mean it was boots and heels till we got here- November is not supposed to be this fffing hot. Anyway, my toe nails were yellow- rather disgusting even I have to admit but I'd been touching up here and there with my OPI waitress red and my mother was right- your peepers need a breather from time to time. Anyway, toe nails were horrid and yes I knew it so why did I have five people yelling about my feet- three of them - a mother and daughter on another station all staring at my feet as one of them derided my nails loudly in Vietnamese. Eventually I said" look- does everyone need to stare at my feet?" and one of them with blue eyebrows and permanent lip liner said "Yes-I run this place." Well- this is the last time I come here- I told her it was very rude to talk about people in another language- rather like whispering behind their back but she stared at me like I was talking crap...my pussy is up next and at least that is in good order- sees the light of day a lot more than my feet do. I'll show her. Anyway, the clit will shine- I'm going for the Brazilian and if she starts yapping about the state of my pudding I'll slap her xxx I love you.. where are my magazines? xxx hon xx

MAUD

I really don’t know how you can go through the whole pussy waxing thing – the pain – plus some strange person seeing your private parts…come to think of it – you’re probably used to that ! I thought I’d go do a bit of yoga – they say it’s all the rage in LA and honestly I’ve never done a days exercise in my life so thought I’d give it a go. Well first of all I get there and everyone looks so fit that I’m quite ready to turn and leave and then – I see him…now after my incident with the porn star – I’ve sworn off actors – but coming out of the advanced class before mine – standing right in front of me - sweating like a pig – I mean dripping – is – Adrian Brody – you know the guy who always looks like he’s been starving himself and needs to grow into his nose…yep and he gave me that look – the look that said – “ I know I’m an Oscar winner – “.. of course I ignored him – I mean – I’m far too cool…as for yoga – well the eastern mysticism kind of fell flat when my teacher opened her mouth – and I heard her northern Leeds Dialect…honestly …have booked a months worth of lessons – a good looking Indian guy is in my class - sure he’s a respectable boy… just need to work out how to do a downward dog without keeling over…

Mx (PS I left your magazines by your door this morning…)