Korean hair straightening

November 24th 2006

JEMIMA

So I went to your hair place - Kim Youg Sun - what is it?and the long and the short of it is that I have to wait till the colour grows out a bit blah blah blah. So, being disgruntled I decided to go for a stroll down Western. It looked a boring street but the thing is that I have discovered that in Los Angeles you just have to get out the bloody car- I mean they would kill for the window space in London or New York but they just love the whole warehouse thing here- and mini malls are just vile...anyway I digress...so first stop was the lovely little Ethical pharmacy on the corner of Western and Beverly- just charming,got some hangover cures and cold remedies, vitamins and a flowery tea pot and off past the San Marco Hotel which isn't a hotel anymore. Felt hungry so I dived into Pho2000 where I had an oxtail pho which made me cream my knickers- just the sort of food that can kill a virus at a thousand paces. Broth, oxtail, fresh basil, hot sauce- yummy. Then sweetie- I spied this little pastry shop- very trilly fa la la which I realised the Koreans like- anyway- into the mini mall and there is this shop with so much delicious yummy pastry- I have a dozen Danish pastries - Green tea, chocolate feuillete , apricot, banana, fresh strawberries, banana- it's off the ffing chain! I almost feel like sex I got that excited but I am headed back so we can have some tea and cakes...wait the fuck for me honey honsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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MAUD

What color is your natural hair – not sure I’ve ever seen it au natural? Yeah I forgot about that - Auntie Ethel’sniece – you know the one whose man bats for the other side – anyway she went against everyone’s advice and got her hair straightend – all I can say is now she’s getting more attention from the girls than she would like – looks like Natalie Portman in the Starwars movie – without the pouty lips, great bone structure – and she’s three stone heavier – but you get what I mean… Cakes ! – I’m not sure Hon – you see I’ve been working out that being 7 and a half stone in LA is a tad bit on the heavy side – I mean one of my friends did mention that I may want to lose a little – I can’t believe that someone actually told me that!!!!

JEMIMA

No darling I am on an eating diet because Anorexia is out there- all these young girls are dropping dead off the ffing catwalk. I need to eat... maybe it's the weed- must get more- just helps the day zing by and all this food is making my boobs jiggle. c u in a sec xx